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MadChimp's avatar

" - - They didn’t just box themselves in. They hoaxed themselves in. And the walls are caving fast."

Well - - Yes. They appear to be. (The walls, that is) But then one has to wonder - - what comes next? There is the perpetual parade of crises to consider (the crises that aren't). At least the crises that aren't have a solution. It is a simple, universal solution: 'Throw money at it'.

It goes without saying the author of a crisis also has the solution, and only needs a bit of time, funding and (ahem - -) FAITH and the crisis will pass - - which it does - - not because the genius we trusted found a solution, but (as you pointed out) there never was a crisis in the first place. Ref: “From the Office of Imaginary Threats”

All well and good - - BUT - - what became of the money? The one outcome you may depend on, regardless of the ‘Imaginary threat’ is - - the money is GONE!

So what about the $30-something trillion debt our politicians have run-up in our name? Is that real? The ‘system’ seems to keep up with a running total on the interest, which sure makes that one seem real , and you missed a couple of real doozies on your list - - Billy Gates tells us climate change might not be so bad after all, and Anthony just needed a couple more years to cure viral infection forever - - not to mention the great Liberal Liberator of the poor who spends his days deciding which of his multi-million dollar property to occupy for the season? Will we ever learn?

I am running across an open plain, trying to catch a dot that sometimes grows larger, and sometimes smaller, but no matter how fast I run, no matter how hard I try, it never comes into clear view. Am I awake or sleeping? How did I get here, and where am I going?

I see an object in the distance that appears stationary. It IS! Time shifts. I am on it. I swoop it up, in mid stride, my pursuit of the dot never slacking. Binoculars! I raise them to my eyes and see I am chasing a running man. I stop and look behind me, and see in the distance a still figure, with a bald spot on the back of his head, that looks very much like my own .

I don’t need to look forward. I know what I will see - - .

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Jim Reynolds's avatar

Have you had your bananas yet today? Just wondering. Thanks for the comment. Jim

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MadChimp's avatar

G' Morning. Just up. No bananas. Too early. Still bumbling around getting coffee, and considering your thought-provoking humor. Great stuff. Don't stop.

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